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mushroomkisser:

It’s important to talk about how vaccines don’t cause autism, but can we please also talk about how much people must hate autism if they’d rather expose their child to polio, measles and chickenpox than autism?

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johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

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fennecwolfox:


oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

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potentiallypr0blematic:

I found this hilarious.

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"There isn’t a single part on a woman that is not worth kissing."

— Junsei/Synn (via esy-kai-egw)

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clannyphantom:

mary had a little lamb

whos fleece was white as snow

it went out to a club one night

and dropped it hella low

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cyclopette:

superchalmers:

superchalmers:

why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic

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Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

makeitearlgrey:

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

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1. he’s practicing for his sweeping exam

2. clearly the force extended his kick

3. that dude is clearly practicing his sweet futuristic dance moves for when he goes out with his girl

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slippersaremyweakness:

captainraythegreat:

momochanners:

mizzjade:

wolfraid:

Mystic.

I spent years thinking narwhals were completely fictional.

I spent years thinking narwhals were completely fictional.

*raises hand*

whispers "Me too…"

When i was little, my uncle Robbie colored every picture I ever saw of a Narwhal with a rainbow-colored horn and told me they were called Rainbow Narwhals. I didn’t find out they weren’t rainbow colored until i was a lot older it made me sad

Their horn is actually a tooth :)

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