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lumos5000:

theshirelock:

if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes

someone found a real life plot hole

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elmify:

elmify:

I discovered a nice little coffee shop near my apartment, and instead of thinking “this is very convenient,” my first thought was my life’s coffee shop au is about to begin

Update: I was at the aforementioned coffee shop and this guy sat down next to me near the…

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Anonymous asked: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

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afuckinghilariousbitch:

sliperrysheep:

agender-offender:

bestcunt:

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

Tumblr’s Greatest Hits:Now That’s What I Call Privilege 

HOLY SHIT IT’S ELIOT OMG IM SO PROUD I FEEL LIKE A PARENT

God fucking damn it

Woah, Tumblr, chill the fuck out.

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cumbermums:

The favourite pets though XD

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taskscape:

zaynsmaliks:

how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone

Go up to them

Press A

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"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"

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lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

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rivailleackerman:

Game of Thrones || 02x10 || 04x03
↳ Arya Stark + Braavos

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thatwasnotmydesign:

thatwasnotmydesign:

so i discovered how to spawn kittens

i also discovered that they follow you

everywhere

i want this in real life please

okay so it turns out i have a lot more cats than i thought

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This is farewell.

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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